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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

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So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

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Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Next, they tried...

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Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

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share office space ...

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Just Forget it!

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Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

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Minds and Behinds

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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No way

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Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics